Hello All good here. I’m covered in bites which is very unusual for me. I never normally get bitten at all, but my legs are covered. Anyone else ??? Vego chocolate is very nice. They don’t know I’ve said this. NOW DOWN TO BUSINESS THE CHANGE CHANNEL 4 I am completely overwhelmed by the reaction […]

Nippy isn’t it? Ooooooo! Got me winter coat on inside! Thanks so much for not unsubscribing to my newsletter. Lots of comedians send them out once a month but I prefer the element of surprise approach. How pleased are you to hear from me? See? If I sent one out regularly every month you’d see […]

Hello! A quick one because the cats have brought a mouse in again. It’s the final Taskmaster last night but don’t worry, if you missed it, you can see it on the old catch up. AND you will be able to see me at one of the following dates! 4th March 2023 – City Varieties, […]

Hello! Does anyone still get these newsletters? It seems really old fashioned doesn’t it? But not good old fashioned, like sending a pigeon round to all your houses. Anyway if you are still subscribing, there’s a couple of things coming up. Sunday Brunch (10 April) I can’t wait to do this. I hope I get […]

Dear Subscribers to my newsletter, It’s been a while hasn’t it? Thanks for still subscribing! I was still fertile the last time I sent one out I think. Anyway let me tell you what’s just happened. I was typing this out on a table in my living room when I heard this really weird noise […]

Helloooo !! It’s me!!!!!! NEWS Michael Gove has been filmed dancing in an Aberdeen nightclub. I watched the video. It’s fascinating. It’s not really dancing as such, in the traditional sense. He tends to just move up and down, then pushes his hands up in the air. It’s all very rigid. But it’s still better […]

Dear folks, This is very short. I know you hate it when I write more than a couple of sentences. Got a few work in progresses this week. They’re going to be so much fun I can’t even tell you. There’s only a few tickets available for the Soho shows but I’ve put a sneaky […]