Dear Subscribers I am late with October’s newsletter. Sorry about that. The reason for this lateness is that I have left it quite late in the month to do it. A BIC FOR HER – SOHO THEATRE Well would you believe it? After years of performing mainly to my technician and agent, the Soho run […]

Bonjour Oeufheads I said you wouldn’t hear from me during August and you didn’t did you? EDINBURGH – A BIC FOR HER The Glasgow Fringe Festival went well thanks for asking. People came to the show and I didn’t make a financial loss. Also, I lived above a supermarket, so I could get supplies like […]

DEAR Lumps of Meat, Bone and Water (that is mainly what we are) This will be the last newsletter until September because I am going to Edinburgh for the whole of August to perform in the Glasgow Festival, and I’m not sure if Edinburgh has the internet or not. Previews Some of you decided to […]

Dear Homo sapiens sapiens (yes, both of you) RADIO 4 I am on Loose Ends tomorrow (Saturday 29th). It was extremely jolly. In fact, it was so jolly that the producer told us all to stop banging the tables. The other people banging on the table were Clive Anderson (who also ruffled papers), Reece Shearsmith, […]

DEAR FANUBLES EDINBURGH I am up to my eyeballs in Edinburgh previews. I’ve done a couple but have loads more.  Why don’t you come along? I’m going to be at all of them, I think. I did think about leaving my script on a table at one of them, with instructions for one of you […]

Hello Idiots Cold isn’t it? I’ve had to put the removable lining back into my waterproof jacket. So, work things. GIGS/PREVIEWS From now until August, I will be trying to work out my new Edinburgh show by doing previews. Please try and come to some of these as previews are much better than finished shows. […]

DEAR HOT FACES Here are some more work things for you to be delighted/annoyed by, depending on your level of commitment to me. GIGS 3/4 MAY MACHYNLLETH – I am doing War Donkey and a shabby preview of A Bic for Her. Please come to both, there will be different material in each show. If […]

DEAR HAND HELD PORTABLE FANS Did you see The Queen telling off The Duke at Thatcher’s funeral? I wonder what he said/did? I think he made a smell. When a wife looks at her husband like that in public, let alone at Margaret Thatcher’s funeral, it is normally about a smell.. Oh yes, thanks for […]

DEAR THATCHER’S CHILDREN I am on Have I Got News for You tonight with Brian Blessed and Ken Livingstone. You can watch it if you like. I hope they ask me back – there was a bowl of real fruit and some chocolate in my dressing room. What I didn’t eat, I put in my […]

DEAR IDIOTS It’s the last episode of my R4 series Bridget Christie Minds the Gap tonight! 11pm. Listen here – http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b01r6lr4. This one’s about “funny women” and whether there are any or not. I hope you’ve liked the series, because I’ve had lots of death threats about it. I do wish my husband wouldn’t take […]