THE DISMANTLING OF THE NHS I’ve just found out that Jeremy Hunt is an alien from a planet called Annoybius. The Annoybius people’s main objective is to annoy the shit out of people, especially those who save lives, by using their facial expressions, behaviour, general attitude and physicality. The Annoybians studied Tories and the common […]

LONDONERS:  LAST CHANCE TO SEE “A BOOK FOR HER” LIVE SHOW AT LEICESTER SQUARE THEATRE. These are the last ever two London dates of this show. I’m not doing any more. Thank you.  Tickets here.

I hope I don’t die as a result of apocalyptic weather conditions or Islamic fundamentalism this year. DOMESTIC I chucked 3 mince pies in the bin today.  I’m ashamed of the waste, but they were starting to feel like my long- dead partner’s jackets, hanging in the wardrobe.  I need to move on now – […]

Here is my festive newsletter. I won’t have time write one next month as I’ll be all tied up with baubles and eating and glittering up my cat’s tail, like a cat’s tail version of the festive beard. BUDGET NEWS George Osborne has scrapped his plans to explicitly make the working poor worse off via tax […]

Hello Novemberurians Just a very short remindery about A Book for Her as I’ve got a bit of lamb and some lovely veggies in the oven and don’t want to ruin them by waffling on. LEICESTER SQUARE THEATRE – 16 NOV-2 DEC I’ve gone to a massive room at Leicester Square Theatre and it would be […]

Dear All A BOOK FOR HER – LEICESTER SQUARE THEATRE 16 NOVEMBER-2 DECEMBER This is a new stand-up show and it is at Leicester Square Theatre. I am not doing this show for weeks on end at Soho, like I have done the past 2 years. I’m doing a shorter run in a bigger room. […]

Hellooooooo They found more stones under Stonehenge and some old human bones in Africa. Jeremy Corbyn is the new Leader of the Labour Party and Tom Watson will be doing all his filing and stuff like that. Sorry I haven’t written for ages. I will try to get my monthly newsletters out monthly from now […]

Dear Citizens of the World JUST A VERY QUICK UPDATE BOOK FOR HER – THE BOOK Here is an exclusive extract of A Book for Her, as serialised by G2. Remember this is only a tiny bit of it. There are literally thousands of other words in it. I can’t believe G2 changed my meaning […]

Hello YOU LOT !!! A BOOK FOR HER – THE BOOK. It’s out on 2 July, but you can pre-order here. Remember, there are no photographs of me shaking hands with famous famous people in it. There is only a drawing that I did of a man’s face. A BOOK FOR HER – THE SHOW […]

Hello fanticles 1. SORRY I’VE NOT WRITTEN FOR AGES. I finally knuckled down to writing the book (A BOOK FOR HER) and realised that I had to work quite hard for a bit. Thanks for your patience. The book has got words in it and one drawing of man’s face that I did in my […]