March Newsletter!

Posted 9 years ago on March 14th, 2016

Hello Subscribers

I ate too many potatoes today and so this newsletter is going to be short and sweet. I hope this is ok. I can’t see properly and my wrists have gone all stiff with the starch. What happened was, a lovely friend made a lovely roast dinner and his roast potatoes are the second best roast potatoes in the world. My dad’s are the best. I had three huge ones to begin with, then another two, then another one on the way out. Six. Six huge potatoes. And that was just the potatoes. I ate loads of other food too.

I hope you all had a wonderful International Women’s Day. Mine was superb. I did loads of housework, went out to work and then did loads more housework when I got in.

I watched a man on the tube today pull loads of white stuff out of a small hole in the arm of his puffa jacket. He looked annoyed that his jacket had a hole in it and also confused about the white stuff. It was fascinating to watch. I think he was a bit hungover. I had to get off at the next stop but I did contemplate staying on just to see how much of it he pulled out.

LIVE DATES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TOUR – REMEMBER I’M ON TOUR – PLEASE COME!

Here are the dates. I’ll be signing copies of my book after so you can ask me about the potatoes if you like.

March 2016

8th – Rambert Studio, Southbank Centre, LONDON – 7.30pm – A BOOK FOR HER – 0207 960 4200 TICKETS
9th – The Lowry, Salford Quays, SALFORD – 8pm – A BOOK FOR HER – 0843 208 6010 TICKETS
10th – Lakeside Arts, NOTTINGHAM – 7.30pm – A BOOK FOR HER – 0115 846 7777 TICKETS
14th – Citizen’s Theatre, GLASGOW (COMEDY FESTIVAL) – 8pm – A BOOK FOR HER – 0844 873 7353 TICKETS
15th – The Stand, NEWCASTLE – 8.30pm – A BOOK FOR HER – 0844 693 3336 TICKETS
16th – The MAC, BELFAST – 7.45pm – A BOOK FOR HER – 028 9023 5053 TICKETS
17th – Warwick Arts Centre, COVENTRY – 7.30pm – A BOOK FOR HER – 02476 524524 TICKETS
21st – Everyman Theatre, LIVERPOOL – 7.30pm – A BOOK FOR HER – 0151 709 4776 TICKETS
22nd – The MAC, BIRMINGHAM – 8pm – A BOOK FOR HER – 0121 4463232 TICKETS

April 2016

13th – Memorial Hall, SHEFFIELD – 8pm – A BOOK FOR HER – 0114 2789 789 TICKETS
14th – WYP Courtyard, LEEDS – 7.45pm – A BOOK FOR HER – 0113 213 7700 TICKETS
18th – Gulbenkian Theatre, CANTERBURY – 7.30pm – A BOOK FOR HER – 01227 769075 TICKETS
19th – Corn Exchange, EXETER – 8pm – A BOOK FOR HER – 01392 665938 TICKETS
20th – Ropetackle Arts Centre, SHOREHAM BY SEA – 7.30pm – A BOOK FOR HER – 01273 464440 TICKETS
21st – The Dukes, LANCASTER – 8pm – A BOOK FOR HER – 01524 598500 TICKETS
25th – The Junction, CAMBRIDGE – 8pm – A BOOK FOR HER – 01223 511511 TICKETS
26th – The Stables, WAVENDON, MILTON KEYNES – 8pm – A BOOK FOR HER – 01908 280800 TICKETS
27th – North Wall Arts, OXFORD – 7.30pm – A BOOK FOR HER – 01865 319450 TICKETS
28th – Theatre Severn, SHREWSBURY – 7.30pm – A BOOK FOR HER – 01743 281281 TICKETS

May 2016

3rd – The Mercury, COLCHESTER – 7.30pm – A BOOK FOR HER – 01206 573948 TICKETS
4th – Playhouse, NORWICH – 8pm – A BOOK FOR HER – 01603 598598 TICKETS
5th – Tobacco Factory, BRISTOL – 8pm – A BOOK FOR HER – 0117 9020344 TICKETS
9th – Sugar Club, DUBLIN – 8.30pm – A BOOK FOR HER – 0818 903001 TICKETS
10th – Sugar Club, DUBLIN – 8.30pm – A BOOK FOR HER – 0818 903001 TICKETS
11th – Glee Club, CARDIFF – 7.30pm – A BOOK FOR HER – 0871 472 0400 TICKETS
12th – Corn Exchange, BRIGHTON – 7.30pm – A BOOK FOR HER – 01273 709 709 TICKETS

STAND-UP SPECIAL RECORDING WARM-UPS – BRIDGET CHRISTIE: STAND UP FOR HER

I’m recording a stand-up special for BBC Worldwide in May. It’ll be the best bits of my last 3 shows, and with possibly some new bits, but I need to work out which routines to do and in what order. Please come along to one of the warm ups between now and May and help me decide. I’ve had to cram these shows in around the tour, so they are mostly weekends. They are:-

MARCH 18th – Camden Comedy Club, Camden High Street, LONDON (7pm) – Book Tickets
MARCH 18th – Soho Theatre, Dean St, LONDON (10.30pm) – Book Tickets
MARCH 19th – Soho Theatre, Dean St, LONDON (10.30pm) – Book Tickets
MARCH 20th – The Water Rats, Grays Inn Road, LONDON – Book Tickets
APRIL 8th – Soho Theatre, Dean St, LONDON (10.30pm) – Book Tickets
APRIL 9th – Soho Theatre, Dean St, LONDON (10.30pm) – Book Tickets
APRIL 22nd – Museum of Comedy, St George’s Church, Bloomsbury Way, LONDON – Book Tickets
APRIL 30th – Billiard Room, Machynlleth – 12.30pm – Book Tickets
MAY 6th – Invisible Dot, Kings Cross, London – Details TBA
MAY 8th – The Water Rats, Grays Inn Road, LONDON – Book Tickets
MARCH 18th – Soho Theatre, Dean St, LONDON (10.30pm) – Book Tickets
MAY 13th – The Water Rats, Grays Inn Road, LONDON – Book Tickets
MAY 15th – Museum of Comedy, St George’s Church, Bloomsbury Way, LONDON – Book Tickets
MAY 17th – Museum of Comedy, St George’s Church, Bloomsbury Way, LONDON – Book Tickets

ROOM 101

I did this and it should still be on the iplayer. Here is a clip.

Remember – I do not mean all of the things I say all of the time. Sometimes I lie, sometimes I exaggerate and sometimes I pretend to be confused. I am a comedian. It is allowed.

A BOOK FOR HER – Paperback and Kindle Edition

Thanks so much to all of you for everyone for buying the paperback and kindle. The Kindle has been number 1 in three categories on amazon now for 2 weeks. THANK YOU!

BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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