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MINI NEWSLETTER – 23rd June 2014
Posted 10 years ago on June 23rd, 2014
Guys
EDINBURGH – AN UNGRATEFUL WOMAN
Please book NOW folks (Ticket link here…. THANK YOU VERY VERY VERY MUCH. I am over the moon it sold out. Really appreciate that. Oh I say – Bridget Christie Minds the Gap is up for one of these. All dates up to date and on my website. 3rd-21st November. Tickets not on sale yet. I’ll be sure to link to them when they are. My cat bit another cat’s bottom yesterday. I have to wear glasses now. I have ordered them and they should be with me on Wednesday. Don’t be surprised if/when you see me in them. They are just glasses. They’ve been around for ages and lots of people wear them. Mine are black framed, with lenses, as the lady suggested. BYE! AND REMEMBER TO BOOK AHEAD FOR EDINBURGH
You wouldn’t normally need to book ahead as no-one’s ever come to see me before, but the Edfringe allocation has pretty much all gone now, apart from a couple of days.
You need to go to The Stand’s website to book online, and you can do this from today.
I’m in Stand One at 11.10am again, just like last year. It’s going to be SO much fun. BLOOMSBURY BENEFIT- 4TH JULY STAND UP TO FGM – SOLD OUT
Money going to an incredibly worthwhile charity. And massive thanks to Daniel Kitson, Jo Brand, Shazia Mirza, Isy Suttie and Stewart Lee for doing it.ROSE D’OR INTERNATIONAL BROADCASTING AWARD
How very, very nice. I’m very excited and chuffed. AUTUMN TOUR – A BIC FOR HER/AN UNGRATEFUL WOMAN
The show will be an edited version of Bic for Her, then an interval, then An Ungrateful Woman. I look forward to seeing you on your patch.AN UNGRATEFUL WOMAN – SOHO THEATRE
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It was unkind of him, but looked really funny because the other cat was so taken aback by it. I didn’t know cats did that. I think my cat might be the best cat in the world.
He is black with green eyes and is a huge fan of Jean Cocteau. He also catches flies with his tiny paw then crunches them up in his mouth, as if it were nothing at all, like we would a cheese ball or some popcorn. Amazing.
Oh yes, he also has enough strength in his paws to be able to push our door bell. I’m not joking. He rings the bell for me to let him in.
I’ve told you about him before, remember? When he brought in and divided up that squirrel’s torso?OTHER OTHER